![]() 04/20/2019 at 22:02 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The gate agent is collecting tickets and asks a man for his ticket. He opens his coat and flashes the gate agent. She says, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”
![]() 04/20/2019 at 22:12 |
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I gave you a star but then took it away because Minions.
![]() 04/20/2019 at 22:29 |
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I dated a blind girl once, we went to bed, she said I was the biggest she ever felt, I said “you’re pulling my leg”
![]() 04/20/2019 at 23:27 |
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That’s terrible. You think you're punnish
![]() 04/21/2019 at 00:14 |
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How can you not like Minions?
![]() 04/21/2019 at 02:45 |
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Because I'm not a middle-age white woman.
![]() 04/22/2019 at 07:35 |
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You got layers, Onion Boi.